So, to celebrate the airing of my new voice blog - although you can’t exactly get to it yet unless you’ve got the password - I’m testing out tumblr with an audio file I recorded in a one-shot (well, two-shot because my Audacity died the first time), and I’m pretty proud of it. Not formatted awesomely or anything, but, well, here goes. Anyone with requests, feel free to send them to this blog before the other actually opens to the public. I’ll be happy to do whatever - and even as an actual song with background music. Tonight, however, I just couldn’t be bothered. You can’t procrastinate for *ages* when you know you should be doing something. Well, you can, but that’s beside the point.
Anyway. This is an acapella cover of A Thousand Miles, originally by Vanessa Carlton. Inspired by Choir - and Etinney. :D
===> Auditionstuck. ===> Before you do anything, make sure you’re first, and most importantly… a fangirl.
Fangirls for Life
Hey, there’s a livestream Drop your shit, let’s go To Karkalicious Central– Online now The ads are still loading Holy shit Zanney why Is your voice so damn awesome Seriously This song’s my favourite Another Disneystuck…
From the day we first heard about Homestuck I had a feeling some readers would go nuts And there’s so much to see Songs by Kylee Henke Fangirling ‘bout the voice actors too
There’s far too much to take in here More JohnKat ships than your wall can deal with And when the Updates come out We’ll hear songs all about The Pre-Scratch Trolls, and the Alpha Kids too
And we’re fangirls for life We’ll be stalking on Tumblr The Homestuck Tag is 10 + The other fandoms have -stucks
Til we find those blogs That we’ll never unfollow, yeah
We’ll believe in the things that we write
And we’re fangirls for life We are doing this We’re making it happen Just watch out for those stairs
Til we find fanfics That are so much less shitty We’ll find idols ‘cause we’re Homestuck for life Pchoo!
The original comes from The Lion King by Disney, and the parody I adapted this from comes from The Update King by Sperbette.
If there are any singing Homestuck fangirls out there who’d like to do a re-cover of this with me, just message me and I’ll see what we can do. ^^
TitleFangirls for Life (A Parody of a Parody of The Lion King)
N9w 6ef9re I c9ntinue, it is 9nly decent 9f me t9 warn y9u a69ut certain triggers that are surely ahead in this essay. I mean auditi9n piece. Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, culling culture and vi9lence against gru6s, lusus a6use, c9mplementary and anal9g9us hate speech, pail filling, endless feelings jams, irrelevant ranting… Actually, may6e it w9uld 6e easier f9r y9u t9 list y9ur triggers, and I’ll d9 my 6est t9 av9id th9se t9pics, 9r navigate them m9re delicately, if at all p9ssi6le?
Great. It s9unds like y9u d9n’t have any triggers, at least n9ne that y9u kn9w a69ut. I’ll pr9ceed with cauti9n nevertheless.
Dream 6u66les I’m racing after, they w9n’t mean much hereafter
I take a shall9w m9an A stiff upper lip. It’s n9t my 9wn A6and9ned ship Wake up Kankri, y9u kn9w m9re than this…
I’m the smartest player that I’ve ever met. S9 why d9 I all9w myself t9 p9ssi6ly f9rget:
There’s s9 much I kn9w h9w t9 d9, s9 much m9re than all 9f y9u. The 9nly thing I wish I knew was h9w t9 make them see the tr9ll that I can 6e….
I am the c99lest seer in the Incipisphere I kn9w it 6ut can’t sh9w it at all.
I am set 9n fire The l9w6l99ds’ crier Speaking 9f what they sh9uld kn9w It’s a69ut time we all let g9…
S9 repeat my w9rds t9 sh9w what y9u’ve heard I’ve a hell 9f a wh9le l9t m9re
f9r this ancient prayer It’s changing - this I swear And it’s rising like Alternia’s seen 6ef9re!
'Cause I am the c99lest seer in the Incipisphere I kn9w it s9 hear my call…
I have n9 m9re triggers, I’ve g9t vig9ur
The c99lest seer 9n the face 9f the planet, The c99lest tr9ll 9n 6ef9rus, dammit! The c99lest guy y9u’ve ever seen 9r heard!
S9 y9u can try t9 6reak me d9wn, 6ut trigger that, I’m stickin’ ar9und! I’ve th9ught a69ut it, and I’ve f9und
We’d like to introduce our opening song for our production of Les Miserables! This is a full cast piece and was quite an accomplishment.
Our story starts in the jails of Alternia, where violet-blooded Eridan has been slaving away for twenty sweeps under the charges of killing multiple lusii, He is finally released under temporary terms, under the watchful and bitter eye of the trollcop Sollux.
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
YOU EXPECT YOUR CHILDREN TO DRINK 700ML DRINKS TO COME WITH THEIR FUCKING HAPPY MEAL??? FUCK OUTTA HERE AMERICA
We have a “Kids” size that is smaller than the small. It’s like an Australian medium (which is the same size as a can of coke btw). Also, in the US all of the sizes cost the same amount. $1. You basically pick based on how much soda you want, not how much you want to pay. Which is excellent…if you want to give an entire nation diabetes.
Sometimes I get a little frustrated when people talk about how McDonald’s is bad for you and then in the same breath propose going to a local restaurant where they buy a half-pound bacon cheeseburger. The wheat is the same wheat, the meat is the same meat. There’s nothing about McDonald’s that’s intrinsically bad for you except portion sizes, which are just as bad, if not worse, at sit-down service places.
There’s this perception that McDonald’s is junk food simply because it’s McDonald’s and, frankly, I’m starting to think it’s classist. Like, It’s where poor people go, so it must not be substandard.
The only problem with McDonald’s is that when you get a Big Mac Meal with large fries and a coke, you’re getting 1,300 calories set in front of you…and unfortunately it tastes so damn good that you’ll eat the whole thing.
Oh…another problem with McDonald’s is that to keep their prices low they pay poverty-level wages to, increasingly, adult professional people, but that’s not what I hear people complaining about.